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Mar 27Liked by Dean Obeidallah

Honestly surprised it doesn’t play Lee Greenwood when you open it, like a birthday card.

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For the life of me, it is Unfathomable that the remnants of the once Grand Old Party cannot find a normal, honorable, Constitutional Candidate to run for President. Trump laughs in the face of those that buy his snake oil and he would never break bread with any of them. Are they really that ignorant?

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One of the reasons he was so popular in the beginning was his TV show”The Apprentice”. It made him look like a successful businessman, which he had never been. So many, instead of researching his history, took that as truth, even though a lot of us knew him for the con man he had been for many years.

We cannot allow him to be returned to the White House, or we will never again have a free and fair election.

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This is intolerable! How can I continue pointing out the absurd when ... no -- I don't accept it! NO!!!!!!!!!!!

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For what it’s worth, Dean, my next-door neighbor died a week after he put up his Nazi 2024 flag, and someone I used to know between 2002 and 2005, who was a weird conspiracy, theorist way back, then, killed himself after attending the insurrection, because I reported his sorry, un American text, cheating ass, for that Picture, I saw in the Washington Post, and for at least six Nancy Pelosi, death threats that I also reported on him throughout Trump‘s presidency. I guess the guy realized he really didn’t have anything left to live for. Oh but wait, there’s more. He was turning 65 in a few weeks. I think he just got his denial letter from Social Security retirement, because he never paid into taxes, What a bummer for anti-Democratic dude🤪

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...or that he IS the anti-Christ.

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Trumps motto should be “Make Americans ‘prey’ again,” and again, and again…

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I love this - especially "from the man who has broken every Commandment—likely more than once even though he can’t name them."

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LOL, his Bible coming out just in time to coincide with all the testimony on his fling with Stormy Daniels while his wife was caring for their newborn, and how he tried to hide that dirty deed from US voters. Honest to God, this guy has all the confidence of the greatest con artist of all time. That of course doesn’t speak very well of the suckers drinking his Koolaide 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

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Trump is apparently completely oblivious of the multiple ironies involved in his latest attempt to con people.

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After Trump loses in November,

After the frivolous election lawsuits are dispatched,

After the new insurrection is put down, after Trump faces true justice in his many criminal indictments,

Then we will need to figure out someway to deal with the remnants of the magic cult, and we have no idea as of now Where that will lead, or how long it will take to put back into the wood pile from which the cult members came.

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Mar 28·edited Mar 28Liked by Dean Obeidallah

LMAO! Great piece Dean, I appreciate the laughter amidst this insanity.

He out does the abject stupidity of his previous stunt, every single time!

Can you fathom George H putting out Trading Cards?

A Bible 😂😂😂😂😂

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New headline. Drumpf and the Neo-Christians and the Neo-Christian/Republikan/Fascist party have joined forces and now prey together. AND for just $59.99 (plus shipping and handling) you may purchase the King Drumpf version of the Bible. With your purchase, you too may join this force that “preys” together. We have special audio clips and testimonials from House Speaker Mike Johnson, SCOTUS members Alito, Barrett and Thomas, Victor Orban, and several billionaire fascists who support the King Drumpf Neo-Christian teachings and life.

Yes, all of this for the mere price of democracy and your soul.

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Is he still holding the Bible upside down?

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Buying a Bible from Trump is like buying a cookbook from Hannibal Lechter.

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I CAN SEE HIM TRYING TO SWEAR ON HIS OWN BIBLE AT ALL HIS TRIALS NOW. . THIS CARNIVAL BARKER HAS NO SHAME . NOW HE WILL BE TRYING TO YAKE OVER CHRISTIANITY LIKE HE DID THE GQP.

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